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1
ESPN Legend Announces He’s Been Diagnosed With Cancer Again
‘MAKE IT 5-FOR-5’
Published 04.13.26 10:06PM EDT 
Nov 4, 2025; Charlotte, North Carolina, USA; Dick Vitale seen after the game between the Texas Longhorns and the Duke Blue Devils during the Dick Vitale’s Invitational game at Spectrum Center. Mandatory Credit: Cory Knowlton-Imagn Images
Cory Knowlton/Reuters
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2
Lindsey Graham Confronted Over ‘Little Mermaid’ Bubble Wand
QUIET AS A MOUSE
Published 04.13.26 8:41PM EDT 
Sen. Lindsey Graham walking with a bubble wand at Disney World.
The Daily Beast/TMZ
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This Women-Owned Cannabis Brand Is Making 4/20 Worth Celebrating Again
ROLL OUT
Published 04.07.26 2:13PM EDT 
Illustration of a twinkling sparkling marijuana leaf
Photo Illustration by Elizabeth Brockway/The Daily Beast/Getty
TribeTokes THCa Prerolls

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3
U.K. Tabloid Humiliates ‘Naughty Boy’ Trump Over Jesus Pic
FRONT PAGE JOKE
Published 04.13.26 9:43PM EDT 
U.S. President Donald Trump speaks with the media after receiving a McDonald's order via DoorDash, which was delivered to him in front of the Oval Office at the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S., April 13, 2026. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
Jonathan Ernst/REUTERS
messiah
“Trump has surrendered in a war of words with the Pope after posing as Jesus,” the tabloid wrote. The Daily Star

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4

Former Child Star of ‘Little Rascals’ Fame Arrested Again

BUG SHOT
Published 04.13.26 8:41PM EDT 
Brandon "Bug" Hall as Alfalfa in the Little Rascals and Hall's Bull Shoals Police Department mugshot.
Brandon "Bug" Hall as Alfalfa in the Little Rascals and Hall's Bull Shoals Police Department mugshot. Universal Pictures/Bull Shoals Police Department
Actor Brandon "Bug" Hall during an interview with host Jay Leno on July 27, 1994.
Actor Brandon "Bug" Hall during an interview with host Jay Leno on July 27, 1994. NBC/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via
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Laura Geller’s Baked Foundations Prove Powder Isn’t Off-Limits for Mature Skin
SMOOTH OPERATOR
Laura Geller Balance-n-Brighten Color Correcting Baked Powder Foundation
Scouted/The Daily Beast/Laura Geller.
Laura Geller Balance n Bright Baked Color Correcting Foundation Before and After
Laura Geller.
Laura Geller Baked Balance-n-Brighten Color Correcting Powder Foundation

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5
Creator of Beloved Children’s TV Show Dies at 96
ICON LOST
Updated 04.13.26 4:46PM EDT 
Published 04.13.26 4:45PM EDT 
Krofft died at 96 years old. Photo by Daniel Knighton/FilmMagic.
Krofft died at 96 years old. Photo by Daniel Knighton/FilmMagic. Daniel Knighton/FilmMagic
Read it at NBC Philadelphia

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6
House Launches Sexual Misconduct Investigation Into Swalwell
FALLING STAR
Updated 04.13.26 4:00PM EDT 
Published 04.13.26 3:58PM EDT 
The House Ethics Committee launched an investigation into Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell over sexual misconduct allegations.
The House Ethics Committee launched an investigation into Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell over sexual misconduct allegations. Anna rose Layden/Reuters

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7
MAGA Podcaster Humiliated While Trying to Defend Trump’s Jesus Cosplay
GOOD LORD!
Published 04.13.26 8:59AM EDT 
Jack Posobiec holds up a rosary as he speaks during a memorial service for slain conservative commentator Charlie Kirk at State Farm Stadium, Arizona, U.S., September 21, 2025.
Carlos Barria/Carlos Barria/Reuters
Donald Trump Truth Social post comparing himself to Jesus
Donald Trump Truth Social post comparing himself to Jesus. Donald Trump/Truth Social
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8
Did Sex Scandal Rep. Eric Swalwell See His Own Political Collapse Coming?
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
Published 04.13.26 2:46PM EDT 
Swalwell
U.S. Representative Eric Swalwell (D-CA) attends a House Judiciary Committee hearing with FBI Director Kash Patel (not pictured), on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., U.S., September 17, 2025. REUTERS/Annabelle Gordon/File Photo Annabelle Gordon/REUTERS
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Here’s Why Whoop’s Wellness Wearable Is a Favorite Among PGA Athletes
WHAT’S THE BIG WHOOP?
Updated 04.13.26 9:36PM EDT 
Published 04.10.26 3:32PM EDT 
Rory McIlroy mid-swing with a driver, wearing a red and white WHOOP wearable on his left wrist, dressed in a green polo and white cap.
WHOOP
Whoop Fitness Wearable

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9
Manosphere Clown Storms Out of Interview Over Incel Question
MELTDOWN
Published 04.13.26 12:46PM EDT 
Clavicular
60 Minutes Australia
Read it at The Hollywood Reporter

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10
Former NFL Star, 30, Dies in Head-On Car Crash
‘HEARTS ARE BROKEN’
Updated 04.13.26 2:05PM EDT 
Published 04.13.26 5:01AM EDT 
Chris Payton-Jones
UFL/Getty Images
Read it at News 4 Jacksonville

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